Love is Greed

iwilleatyourenglish: iwilleatyourenglish: once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in...

Thu, 23 May 2013 09:12:54 -0400

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

hangoverpart3: Catch Alan and the rest of the Wolfpack in the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 09:12:13 -0400

hangoverpart3:

Catch Alan and the rest of the Wolfpack in the epic conclusion to The Hangover Trilogy – in theaters TODAY! Get tickets: http://hangoverpart3.com

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Thu, 23 May 2013 09:12:06 -0400

Nose piercing swag. #nose #piercing #swag #swaggy

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:15:59 -0400

Nose piercing swag. #nose #piercing #swag #swaggy

ex-cuse-u: i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her...

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:33:22 -0400

ex-cuse-u:

i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible

isurvivedthekobayashimaru: I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for...

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:32:27 -0400

isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 09:31:26 -0400

patrick-stump-hand: pizzaswag: abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with...

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:31:03 -0400

patrick-stump-hand:

pizzaswag:

abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me

you are the first five minutes of supernatural

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Wed, 22 May 2013 09:30:21 -0400

jawshfuckerson: Josh Hutcherson and Sam Claflin +...

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:25:01 -0400

jawshfuckerson:

Josh Hutcherson and Sam Claflin + Bromance

I ship this so hard it’s not even mentally healthy

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Wed, 22 May 2013 09:22:43 -0400

beben-eleben: There once was a young boy with a very bad...

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:22:23 -0400

beben-eleben:

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.

On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!

Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.

It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.

Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.

Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.

“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”

The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.

“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

divergentofficial: From the Divergent movie Facebook...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:17:08 -0400

divergentofficial:

From the Divergent movie Facebook page…happening today!!

Entertainment Weekly will debut the exclusive first look at one of the faction symbols from the film.

Can you guess which one?